Teacher: Name one life-changing event
Me: Finding out about alt+reblog

canadianslut:

ignorning my posts makes your dick smaller

(via neverfazed-alwaysblazed)

kittymunch:

willow smith is 11, has half her head shaved, a tongue ring and is openly bi-sexual i think someone needs to go live with their aunt and uncle in bel air

(Source: floppycat, via neverfazed-alwaysblazed)

maryjaneside4s:

ways to my heart:

• smack my ass
• smoke me out
• call me princess

(via cocainegypsy)